Easter sucked.
Seriously.
I got to spend...about 2 hours with my kids. That was it. I haven't seen them since. I miss them so much it hurts. But they are coming over tomorrow night after work, and will be w/me until Friday. I'm pretty excited!
Work has been kicking my ass. Like. I think that the day before any big holiday sends people into stupid asshole mode. I have often fantasized about telling people no. It's gone a little like this:
Customer who just cut to the front of the line: Sorry I just need to know where something is.
Me: Okay. Get back in line and wait your turn.
Customer: But.but..
Me: get in line.
Customer: Just please, tell me?
me: No.
Customer: But why?
Me: cause your shit does stink, and you don't deserve to be cutting in front of all these people who are WAITING their turn!!!
Customer slinks to the end of the line, tail firmly in place.
End dream sequence. This is how it really goes.
Asshole: Where's the blah blah blah
Me: [just looks at Asshole blankly]
Asshole: Hey! I asked you were the blah blah is.
Me: [vaguely nods head in a non-committal direction] That way.
Asshole: Which way?
Me: [continuing to help current customer] Over by the blah blah's Sir.
Asshole: [walks away without saying a word of thanks]
Me: [tells another person off in her head].
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